Awesome Cool Whatsapp Status

Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..

Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Love Status: 


I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

“Success” all depends on the second letter

Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.

 Good Night Messages Collection:

 Good night messages for girlfriend 
➥ Good night love SMS  -sexy romantic SMS

➥ Good Night Messages For Mother

➥ Good Night Messages For *Aunt & Uncle* - Wishes, Quotes


➥ Good Night Messages For Sweet Husband: Quotes & Wishes

 50+ *Good Night Message* - Wishes And Quotes

➥ Sexy Good Night Messages For Her: Quotes For Her

➥ #50 Sweet Good Night Messages For Wife: Romantic Night Quotes For Wife

You’re already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.

Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.

Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.

Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.

The road to success is always under construction.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Born to express not to impress.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Awesome Cool Whatsapp Status
When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”

I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.

Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.
 Good Morning Messages Collection: 


When nothing goes right… Go left!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself…

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.

Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.

You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Please don’t forget to smile

Read This: Top Love Whatsapp Status

Cool Whatsapp Status For Girls
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Not always “Available”. Try your Luck.

Hey there Whatsapp is using me.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.

Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake.  Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Cool Whatsapp Status For Girls/Womens

I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.

I know what you’re doing Right Now… You’re Reading on My Wall, Right!

You can’t please everyone; you’re not a Nutella jar.

Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh; I’ll add LOL at the end.

Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.

I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

Some people have “aha” moments; I just have “Oh Seriously?” moments.

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

Don’t worry; the spider is smaller than you. “Yeah. So is a grenade.”

They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it.

For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

Must Read: Download Whatsapp App For Smartphones

Daily New Cool Whatsapp Status Updates
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.


Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

If you keep annoying me, I’ll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

…It’s not that I hate you… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were on Fire and I Had a Gallon of Water I’d drink it.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem

Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell.

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

Salary is the SI unit of “Aukaat” in India

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with!

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder!

Change your priorities, before u become an option

Emptiness feels so heavy.

I like you, but I got to have some self-respect too!

Fair skin and black money will get you much admiration in this grey world!

Luck has a longer reach than wisdom.

Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer.

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then does not hurt.

There is no love sincere than the love of food.

A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement.

Short Cool Whatsapp Status
Art, freedom and creativity will change society faster than politics.

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds.

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection.

Art in Nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint.

Art is never finished, only abandoned.

Art is the daughter of freedom.

Errors are not in the art but in the artificers.

Impressionism is the newspaper of the soul.

Programming is the art of algorithm design and the craft of debugging errant code.

In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves.

I Love You Messages Collection:  

A dream does not become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work.

Dreams are pure thought, an opportunity to discover yourself.

Dreams are what we think can be true. Our actions are what makes our dreams come true.

Fly without wings; dream with open eyes.

To do the impossible, you must dream big!

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

Everything you can imagine is real.

Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth.

Nature operates in silence to produce what the eyes see.

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.

Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious.

Every artist was first an amateur.

A picture is a poem without words.

The art of communication is the language of leadership.

Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow’s good luck.

I love walking barefoot in the grass, it is like freedom.

Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.

Risk means ‘shit happens’ or ‘good luck

Diligence is the mother of good luck.

Luck is the residue of design.

Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.

A positive attitude can really make dreams come true – it did for me.

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.

170. When nature demands; you cannot deny.

Cool Whatsapp Status For Friendship
Nature can be your best friend and worst foe.

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters.

The Biggest Adventure You Can Ever Take Is To Live The Life Of Your Dreams.

Cool Whatsapp Status Friendship

Dreams are whispers from your soul.

Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.

Yesterday is but today’s memory tomorrow is today’s dream

Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.

Cheat on your fears, break up with doubts, engage to faith and marry your dreams.

Dreams area unit the truth you’re attempting to make.

It starts with dreams – dreams produce wishes, wishes produce determination, which leads U.S.A. to our destiny.
All men who have achieved great things have been dreamers.

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.

Personality is born out of pain. It is the fire shut up in the flint.

Until a character becomes a personality it cannot be believed.

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.

Attractiveness and magnetism of man’s personality is the result of his inner radiance.

Temperament has power to uplift, power to depress, power to curse, and power to bless.

Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness of the woods before sunrise.

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.

Real riches are the riches possessed inside.

Positive expectations are the mark of the superior personality.

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.

The afternoon is aware of what the morning ne’er expected.

The planet has music for those that listen.

Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.

I have always regarded nature as the clothing of God.

Sleeping Is My Drug. My Bed Is My Dealer & My Alarm Clock Is The Police.

My Goal This Weekend Is To Move Only Enough So People Know I’M Not Dead.

I”M Going To Bed Really Means I’M Going to Lie in Bed and Go on My Phone.

I Wish I Lived In A World Where Mosquitoes Would Such Fat Instead Of Blood.

Cool Whatsapp Status Ideas 2018
God Made Every Person Different. He Got Tired By The Time He Got To China.

Cell Phones These Days Keep Getting Thinner & Smarter. People The Opposite.

I Don’t Always Get Asked Out On A Date. But When I Do….It’s On April 1St.

I Will Do Anything Humanly Possible To Reach The Remote Without Getting Up.

I Wasn’t Mad. But Now That You Asked Me 7 Times If I’M Mad…Yes, I’M Mad!

The Word” Studying” Was Made Up of Two Words Originally” Students Dying “.

Am I Only The One Who Calculates How Much Sleep I Can Get Before Going To Bed ?

I Don’t Need A Hair Stylist; My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.

I’M Super Lazy Today!! Which Is like Normal Lazy, but I’M Also Wearing A Cape.

During The Day, I Don’t Believe In Ghosts. Is Night I’M Little More Open-Minded.

That Moment When You Miss One Step on the Stairs & You Think You’re About to Die.

Don’t Think Of Yourself As An Ugly Person. Think If Yourself as a Beautiful Monkey.

I’m the dude with cool attitude.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi so that people visit more often.

My life my rules.

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

I don’t care what people think or say about me…

Please don’t get confused between my attitude and personality!

Diets are hard because I get hungry.

I’m cool but summer made me hot!.

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

It’s very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously.

Every day is a second chance.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

Do not give up; the beginning is always the hardest.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!

Life is journey. I am traveler.

Life must go on.

Also Read: Best Cool Whatsapp DP Status Images


Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Best Cool Whatsapp Status Or Quotes {Trending Status @2018}